*sniffle* Why must this be? When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. Content Writing Vs Copywriting It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? I'm like the little engine that could. This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. 8. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. yeah. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. You are the source of all unpleasantness. WowI really must be bored. How discouraging. It's early. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. they liked landing on me. Then I wait for my mom and dad to stop playing Collapse II so that I can get on. Still no? 48 min ago CopyWork You make Ebola look good. If you can't get laid without it, you ain't a bad boy, nope. 12 min ago That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. But true. I hope this is getting to you, because we know you struggle with simple things, like reading, writing and basic addition, but that's besides the point. Now, don't get me wrong. ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. And almost never finish. Wellthey are. There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. Welcome to the textart.sh collection of roast text art! I have no problem with Lit. roasting paragraph copy and paste April 1, 2022 by travelport revenue 2021 You swine. I see. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! Social Proof She was extremly upset. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. | 3.52 KB, C# | HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. Too bad. Those are the best kind. She was upset, because she had accidently run over an armidillo. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. Why can't I have more readers?! Spammers look down on you. 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