All Rights Reserved. Peter Marshall: According to Amy Vanderbilt, what is the maximum length of time you and your fianc? Peter Marshall: True or false, on a recent talk show, Joey Heatherton said, "I am not a sexpot.". ~ Paul Lynde. Not ever. [Big Bird is picked and turns out to be the Secret Square]. Id get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you. You've made a woman happy Oscar the Grouch: No! "I guess, then, I hate you for being so helpless. But what is the first line of the next verse? Paul Lynde: Send a postcard requesting an ambulance. his pseudonym would get his own parking space. A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Adam Levin, The two-fold goal of all human striving is the avoidance of pain, and the fulfillment of happiness. It is up to them to figure out if the star is giving a correct answer or (just) making one up. What should you shout if a woman falls overboard? Rose Marie: [pointing to her head] The black bow! Peter Marshall: You don't get along with this young lady obviously. Each completed game is worth $300/250. Paul Lynde: [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. Charley Weaver: How many men are on the table? Peter Marshall: Will humming help your tennis game? Peter Marshall: Can boys join the Campfire Girls? Housekeeper: This is Ace. Famous Paul Lynde Quotes. "The Hollywood Squares (Daytime)" Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Bernadette Peters, Charlie Callas, McLean Stevenson, Anson Williams, Earl Holliman, Karen Valentine, Vic Braden - day 4 (TV Episode 1976) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more. So thats pretty good. Quotes.net. Kate Wicker, Bitterness gives ill-health and waste life.Gratefulness leads to good health and happy life. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. What are you?" A hideous town, pointed up by the insulting gardens of its rich, full of the human spirit at a new low of debasement.F. Peter Marshall: Is there anything in or on your body that was there the day you were born? Paul Lynde: [about Rover the vulture] I hope his bark is worse than his peck. Hollywood Squares Quotes Hollywood Squares Funny Quotes Charlie Weaver Quotes Lgbt Pride Quotes Bi Pride Quotes Paul Lynde Quotes Jokes Alice Paul Quotes Art Quotes Beauty Quotes . While the show was completely legitimate, the focus mainly surrounds its comedic aspect. Maholtz asked me, "Why do you hate me?" I said, Everyone hates you. All in THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES!". - Hollywood Squares Contestant, "We can't put an X/a circle up there, but you'll have to earn it yourself." Peter Marshall: According to the World Book, what is the biggest bird on Earth? Other jokes relied on double entendre, an alleged fondness for deviant behaviors, or dealt with "touchy" subject matter for 1970s television. Peter Marshall: Arthur Hailey had a very successful movie and novel called "Hotel". Paul Lynde: It's been a year since my last special. ~ (Paul Lynde)if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[250,250],'internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-1','ezslot_1',192,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-1-0');Save, The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. Asked "You're the world's most popular fruit. - (1979-1980), "No actual questions or answers are given to any celebrities. Now you must listen to that answer and tell us whether it's right or wrong. Im the Founder of Internet Pillar. You'll have lots of fun. Peter Marshall: Oscar, you've made a man very happy Oscar the Grouch: I'm sorry to hear that. Fool, who needs her when you - when you've got you! What are 'dual-purpose cattle' good for that other cattle aren't? Many NBC tour guides have claimed that Lynde was afraid of earthquakes and the center square proved to be the safest square of the show's set. Whoever wins the most money and the end of the show will have a chance to drive away in one of these beautiful (insert car brand) (cheers and whistles) we tossed a coin backstage, (insert player) won the toss, (or) as always our challenger goes first, that's you (insert player), so you get to pick a square!" - Hollywood Squares Host, "And I wanna tell you a little bit about our game, I think you'll be fascinated. So he left the show for a year. Now, here's the master of the Hollywood Squares, Bert Parks.". Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" What is it? Anthony De Mello, The knowledge of personal failure is the invaluable predicate of all honest compassion. Paul Lynde: [excitedly] HEY, CULLIGAN MAN! Rose Marie: [referring to Vincent Price] Probably Vincent was playing the part, and he cooked it. Peter Marshall: [struggling to regain composure] What is that small cute thing on Cher, just below her waist? Hollywood Squares: Was Paul Lynde Contractually Guaranteed to be Center Square? Demond Wilson: [sternly] Don't tell me "grits"! Paul Lynde My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. And this is Paul. Rose Marie: With my luck, it's probably tonight - and I'm working. I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Covering the hottest movie and TV topics that fans want. - Bert Parks (1965 Pilot), "The object of you two/the/our players (insert 2 first named contestants) is to get three stars in a row either across, up & down or diagonally. PM: Charley, If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? Announcer: And here's the master of the Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall. Sure, why not? One example: Lynde garnered considerable fame from the series, as well as money. Did William Shatner Make $600 Million as the Priceline TV Spokesperson? The first/Each game is worth $100/200 and coincidentally, we play our/a 2-out-of-3 match to win an bonus of $300 for the guaranteed of/for $400 and go up to win $50 and in addition/every single day is 'The Secret Square Game' to where our players/Miss Circle 'O' or Mr. X 'X' will pick 'The Secret Square' first and get the question correct and this is the prize you'll win/(After the last game from yesterday or Friday show,) We're going to play that game after/as soon we finish this/the game/one (already) in progress (it's the first/second/tie games (rubber game) of the match)/and now, here's 'The Secret Square Game', which is worth at least/around/over (insert estimated/exact total prize package possible cash included in U.S. However, nothing was mentioned about him having to be center stage and as the show's creator, Heatter once noted, "We never had anyone competing to be in the center square.". And here's your host, John Davidson!". Big Bird: Gosh! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. ~ (Paul Lynde), An actor shouldnt undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things youre better off not knowing. I'll say the eyes because I read about it so much. Good, because in Yugoslavia your prize would be called, "Five thousand American dollars". Paul Lynde: He wanted the tin man to notice him. ~ (Paul Lynde). Besides, your whole house doesnt get wrecked that way. Paul Lynde : [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. Peter Marshall: According to the World Book, what is the biggest bird on Earth? Peter Marshall: Say Paul, what is the official currency of Puerto Rico? Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies. "We turned at Main Hall. - John Davidson (Monday through Thursday's closing; 1986-1989), "JOHN: Join us on Monday/next week, when our (guest) stars will be ANNOUNCER: (insert nine [later eight] celebrities, and their own jobs before each one of them for next week, [and me, I'm Shadoe Stevens]). "Hello, stars/celebrities!" Dollars)). Dollars (including the same plan above)). Paul Lynde: [singing] # We wish you a Merry Christmas, / We we wish you a Merry Christmas. And then you took it, and now I don't have it, so why do you hate me? Q. ~ (Paul Lynde). Eventually he assumed a permanent spot as the "center square," a move which ensured that he would be called upon by contestants at least once in almost every round. Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver. The doctors name was Sylvia. Aren't you glad? Paul Lynde's Net Worth. Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. You never wanted what I had. He has a new best seller about another stopover point. "The Hollywood Squares (Daytime)" Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Bernadette Peters, Charlie Callas, McLean Stevenson, Anson Williams, Earl Holliman, Karen Valentine, Vic Braden - day 2 (TV Episode 1976) Quotes on IMDb: Memorable quotes and exchanges from movies, TV series and more. Quotes.net. "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special Quotes." Peter Marshall: Oscar, aren't you proud again? It was a disaster. What did the Straw Man want? I made it white so I can tell instantly if its not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter. Paul Lynde: Let's see toupees? ~ (Paul Lynde). - John Moschitta Jr. (2003-2004), "Celebrity panelists are briefed in advance." CBR Senior Writer Brian Cronin has been writing professionally about comic books for over fifteen years now at CBR (primarily with his Comics Should Be Good series of columns, including Comic Book Legends Revealed). Paul Lynde: You're well-preserved, and you're no fun. . Fool, who needs her when you - when you've got you! It was on Hollywood Squares that Lynde was best able to showcase his comedic talents with short, salty one-liners, delivered in his trademark sniggering delivery. You never wanted what I had. Peter Marshall: [to contestant] Do you ride a bike? | Sitemap |. TV Shows on DVD Reviews. ~ (Paul Lynde), When I said I didnt have a cent, I didnt. It's full of everything good in the world, and if you don't do somethingif you don't run or dance or shout to everyone in the world about this music you've just heardit'll explode." Paul Lynde: Gee, I don't remember. In other words, you must earn the winning square yourself. According to "Cosmo," will you probably be helped in overcoming your shyness by choosing an extroverted, outgoing husband? Peter Marshall: Your date's had a great shock, now she's fainted. Paul Lynde: Oh, negotiating for peace (piece). Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. prizes worth over (insert estimates amount in U.S. Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb. David Brenner: You do? ", 1998-2002:"This week/Tonight, (insert celebrity names), and starring Whoopi Goldberg, with Tom Bergeron your host/your host Tom Bergeron, all on Hollywood Squares! ~ Paul Lynde.Save, I dont know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why hes funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. Feld was talking to Forrest Kenilworth and Cody. What should people from California be prepared for? To get what? Burt Reynolds: People think I'm not normal because I keep taking her temperature. Rose Marie: My face, I mean. Paul Lynde: Did you know that Rose Marie is standing up right now in her cubicle? Now you must listen to that answer and tell us whether it's right or wrong. Paul Lynde: Oh, negotiating for peace (piece). - John Davidson (Last Two Seasons), "Here's what you have to do, gotta get 3 of our stars in a row (either across, up and down or diagonally), have to decide whether if they're giving a correct answer on not/just making them up, that's how you get the squares, first game is worth $500/$1,000. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. / Early in the morning? Feel free (heck, I implore you!) My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business. ~ (Paul Lynde). Peter Marshall: What's the one thing you should never do in bed? ~ (Paul Lynde). [Tony Randall has just been asked a question]. ~ (Paul Lynde), Women are my best friends, my best audience. Does your doctor have anything to help you? Except for the sap. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Be sure to check out my archive of TV Legends Revealed for more urban legends about the world of TV. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. He deserved it., According to a 1985 lawsuit dealing with the 1980 season of the series, by the end of the run, Lynde was making $9000 for every two shows, and $16,000 if he did all five shows in a week (like most game shows, they taped five shows in a day, so I have no idea why he would ever only tape two of the five shows, but I guess he had the opportunity, at least). Best Paul Lynde Quotes. Three stage interactive trivia game based on questions asked on The Hollywood Squares with a bonus feature when consumer answers all 30- 60 questions correctly. ~ (Paul Lynde). Peter Marshall: Why is the booby bird called the booby bird? [Sesame Street's Oscar the Grouch is the Secret Square, and the contestant wins it]. | Privacy Policy Who were they? Peter Marshall: Oscar, you've made a man very happy Oscar the Grouch: I'm sorry to hear that. - (1969-1971), "The areas of questions designed for each celebrity and possible bluff answers are discussed with each celebrity in advance. Loud sports jackets? Now, excuse me, I'm going back to my group to trip the heavy fantastic. Charley Weaver: Because both have round bottoms. | Sitemap |. Peter Marshall: When Henry Kissinger recently visited Japan, he went to a geisha house. Which star is it? It starts out kind of shaky, this hot, heavy knot in your chest. Should you try to break him of his habit? Who plays Helen? Well, somebody had to be. Paul Lynde: Oh, sounds like Hollywood Squares. I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. - Peter Marshall (if a contestant failed to get the block in a square that would mean a win for their opponent) (1966-1981), "We can't give you that square, but you'll have to earn it yourself." Paul Lynde was an American game show panellist, comedian, actor, and voice artist. [looks down to check his line, but it looks like he is looking at his crotch. Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie, 'What's The Matter With Helen?' Who plays Helen? As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. ~ (Paul Lynde), I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. The concept of the game was that nine celebrities would sit in a set that was designed like a giant Tic-Tac-Toe game board. "The Hollywood Squares Quotes." There are boys who do not think of themselves at all when they dream. Who was he referring to? - Tom Bergeron (2002-2004), "Let's see which key would've opened the safe/started the car." Isnt Hollywood a dumpin the human sense of the word. / What shall we do with the drunken sailor? I was excited about 63 cents! Karen Valentine: Because they have big feet. should be engaged? ~ (Paul Lynde). If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? ~ Paul Lynde.Save, It was the worst moment of my life. "They just come out of me. ~ (Paul Lynde), Someday Im going to go onstage in a dress if I want to. Peter Marshall: Rich, what land animal has the largest eyes? [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. Florence Henderson: Will humming help my tennis game? Aren't you glad? Lynde remained in his seat, tapping his fingers, asking if they were going to finish the show. Paul Lynde: No, but I have to be terribly careful when I do my ironing. 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